Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

lazy-boy

A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.

That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.

by JTDeadmoney December 31, 2007

lazy vagina

a vagina that lacks initiative

a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up

by Lord nice pants November 13, 2013

Lazy Texting

The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away

Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.

20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?

Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.

Lazy Texting

by DesimNYC April 26, 2011

lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.

"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."

by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008