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LausenJizz

A humorous pronunciation of “Lozenges” turning the word into a sexual innuendo.
Jimmy Donaldson has a sore throat, he better eat some LausenJizz.
by GuhHuhGuhhh May 23, 2025
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Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.
Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..
by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010
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laserbaiting

The period between being sober and getting high
we were laserbaiting for atleast 10 minutes before we got high
by yourfuckingkiddingme May 26, 2011
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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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LaserTo

LaserTo is a laser pointer company which located in Hong Kong and it specializes in providing various high quality laser products to meet users' demand, especially green lasers.
Recent new products Levin series blue laser and Nether series green laser have been popular at LaserTo.
by angelina moore March 4, 2012
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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012
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