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Kurt

kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
kurt is so sexy
by akai November 25, 2021
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kurt pinnette

literally the stupidest human being on earth. all hes into is sticking his 2 and a half inch dick into any passing asian. or computer. he likes fucking guys and eating his own shit. hes also rumored to have a barrel ass.
kurt pinnete, wow ive heard of him, hes that shitty kid.
by le gugala March 2, 2005
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Kurt

Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
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The Kurt Cobain

An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
"E'rbody do the Kurt Cobain!" *Awkward shrugs*
by Wafflegoddess October 16, 2012
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kurt worley

by Mlghotdog123456789 September 3, 2016
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PULLING A KURT COBAIN

when you pull a kurt cobain that means your going to blow your head off with a shotgun or killing yourself
ayo night bro youll find me "PULLING A KURT COBAIN"
by THEBIGRIG06 February 12, 2022
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Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.
Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023
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