a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.
by The RUX! November 18, 2013
Get the keene state college mug.Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
Get the maynard james keenan mug.an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off
Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"
Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."
Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."
Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."
Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."
by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007
Get the keener mug.Keenan is a fat ugly loser in medford who lies about everything and makes up rumors that people know aren't true. Keenan is really lame because she put her self on this site and pretended it was someone else. . .like anyone wold say that about her I feel kind of bad for her since she's so pathetic she's willing to lose her best friend (the only who acctually liked her) for emily who by the way hates you now! haha because YOU'RE A FAT DYKEY LOSER!
Me: I feel kinda bad that she cried
Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose
Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben
Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose
Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben
by suckitbiotch April 29, 2005
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by Jamie Ross December 16, 2003
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Get the kareena mug.Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
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