July 31st

National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day!!

“Hey, it’s july 31st, give me kisses!!”
“uhg, fine!”

by suhreenuh July 30, 2021

July 18th

My birthday. Don't forget to get me a present.

by Brendan October 4, 2003

Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum

Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum

by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013

27 July

The superior leos are born this date therefore they deserve a di*k / tit pic .

<Ema> : It’s my birthday and It’s 27 july

<anyone> : oh shit one second

by sww4gg June 26, 2021

July 23rd

God ass bitches were born on this day. Those people slay I'm every way so other citizens watch out!

My friend is a right bitch because she was born on July 23rd luv u gurl.

by Fuckthis$h1!imout November 15, 2019

12 July

the day that we know the meaning of true love for exactly 6 months.

i love you

12 July is six months after our first 'date' ;)

by kleine vlinder July 12, 2021

july 1

seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger

July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger

by daddymaster420 October 15, 2019