A wonderful DryBar comedian from Cuba. In the United States Air Force (probably in the reserves) look him up he's funny ;-) He's also appropriate for children as all DryBar comedians are.
by Someonesoleavemealone December 06, 2022
I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
by tjkhlt February 01, 2024
Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very generous , very outgoing , loves music , dancing , but dont let his great looks fool you because he's insecure about himself even tho he might look like a Casanova Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez has made many mistakes like any other man but has a love so deep for One woman .
Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very talented but lacks confidence because is afraid of what other people might think or say...
by Urban dictionary random November 22, 2021
Jose banegas is daddy
by BigDDaddynbitch November 23, 2021
by Deeznutzy November 12, 2019