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jordan is a king among men. he’s like the brad pitt of his generation. everyone he meets wants to suck his dick. those that are lucky enough to actually be allowed this privilege almost have a heart attack at the sight of his massive massive gigantic penis. if he deems you worthy of actual real-life sex, you’d better be prepared, because he knows what he’s doing. he’ll fuck your mcfuckin brains out. he’s sexy as hell and could literally get whatever he wanted by seducing whoever he needs to get it from. his eyes are gorgeous and perfect and mesmerizing, his hair always looks perfect even when he thinks it’s a disaster bc he’s oblivious to how attractive he is. he also could be a stripper or a firefighter based solely on appearance and strength. but also he’s smart and clever and curious and has a million incredible ideas all the time and it’s so cool to hear all of them :)) is there anything he could do to be more perfect? definitely not. except maybe kiss his girlfriend (who is the luckiest person in the universe) 10 times more. if you end up with a jordan, make sure you never lose him!!!!
girl #1: holy shit did you see that guy
girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh i’d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off
girl #1: .....
girl #1: you fuckin right, let’s get it
girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho
Jordan by macaroniiiiiiica October 28, 2018
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Jordan Poole Effect 

If there is a baddie at a Basketball Game make sure you rack up points to impress her
Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
A person who is always there for their friends and they are most likely very beautiful. But sometimes They can be a little stubborn. They are creative and there's no doubt that they have a sense of humor. They like to travel a lot and discover new things. And any problem is never to big for them to fix it. Most of them have beautiful eyes. There eyes are one of the most powerful things they have they can tell you a story just by looking at you.
Wow that girl is so a Jordann.
jordann by brandy174 February 25, 2015

Benn Jordan 

Benn Lee Jordan, producing under various aliases (best known as The Flashbulb), is a fantastic American musician. His styling is generally seen as experimental, often making use of fast drum programming and acid-influenced melodies. Born in 1978, he moved from his hometown of Georgia during his childhood to live with his grandparents in Chicago. He would later begin releasing small labels of instrumental music in the United States and Europe, but has since diversified his works, composing for television and film. Jordan has also made a name for himself in advertising, creating trademark jingles for several companies, including Dove, Knowledge, and Verizon. His latest album release, Pale Blue Dot, was the first to be recorded under his real name, and not an alias. Currently, Jordan is represented by Vapor Music Group, an international creative firm in Toronto (Canada), owning and managing their productions in two recording studios in Chicago.
Benn Jordan's "Kirlian Selections" and "Soundtrack to a Vacant Life" albums are arguably among some of his best work.
Benn Jordan by unemployedninja September 27, 2009
Jorden is the sweetest guy ever. He is a very sensitive guy who cares for his family and friends more than anything. He will do anything for the one he loves. He writes amazing poetry and can make his girlfriend the happiest person in the world. He can be very romantic. Jordens are one of a kind - if you find one, don't let it go!
That Jorden is the perfect guy!
Jorden by chuh-relle March 16, 2009

Jordan River 

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
Jordan River by mk614 December 23, 2011