Dookie. otherwise known as poop.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.
"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "
by Dookmiester October 24, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. (n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
by judas iscariot July 21, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. Hottie! But kinda an idiot! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy ! Pretty good singer ! nice guy ! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off!) Haha likes to party! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home! Cutest little sister! :P plays hockey! And has some really annoying habits! But all over pretty nice guy! Haha
by team ramrod •Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡• July 12, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. often assosiated with young New Zealander boys. They often have koala like features and are very self conciouse of their ears. They have very long fingers, yet have a 'Pinner'.
omg look at that guy
his ears are so jordan.
omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.
omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan
his ears are so jordan.
omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.
omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan
by patsy678d February 6, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. by KKKfolife December 9, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. A young English boy who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and all things Japanese-related. He also has the tendency to ramble on about useless things that no one cares about. He also has an obsession with discussing his school work.
"Omg did u see the new episode of pokemon its awesome!! OMG and in school today we had such a hard test!!"
"Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."
"Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."
by ModeSofa June 14, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. A skanky ugly hoe.She spreads her legs for every guy that comes along and she's fat.Everything about her is ugly,personality and looks.She likes guys that are losers and still spreads her legs for them.
Jordan Smith is an ugly little bitch and a cunt.She's nothing but a whore and is cheap.You can buy sex from Jordan Smith because she's a loser and would do something like that,seeing how much of a filthy hoe bag Jordan Smith is she'd probably give it up for free.But be careful she probably has STDS.
by Drill Sgt. Smalls July 24, 2012
Get the Jordanmug.