such a Jonathan thing to say

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend

- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !

by NEM3sisss January 2, 2008

Jonathan

A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.

Jonathan is retarded.

by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012

Jonathan Foreman

A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman, GorElla, and one heck of a leap-frogger.

Jonathan Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.

by Sobeee December 9, 2008

Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball

omg I'm such a Jonathan at basketball

by acool10 May 27, 2017

Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.

That prick is a colossal Jonathan

by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017

Jonathan

Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.

Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?

Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.

by Erikgp October 23, 2017

jonathan

A term used to describe a male who is rather short.

Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.

by sankishon November 12, 2018