A band that consists of Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas loved by teenage girls and sexually confused boys. Often, they would lie on stage and on national television to obtain fan appreciation when really they themselves are sexually confused males who have yet to develop a sense of good music taste. Their hit song "Year 3000" proves that they are the pinnacle of what is wrong in today's growing society.
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Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.
Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.
Jonathon is a blessing
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The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
by MrsRachelCobain June 30, 2008
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Get the Jonas Brothers mug.Jonascest is a genre of fanfiction featuring the Jonas Brothers in which some facet of the brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick, are involved in an incestuous relationship. (For those of you who don't know, this means they're kissing each other, in love with each other, sodomizing each other, etc.)
There is no clear date for the start of Jonascest writing, however, the genre was made popular by the fanfiction author Havah Kinny (who is referred to by some as The Queen of Jonascest) on fanfiction.net around the Winter of 2008. The genre spread like wildfire and now there are forums and boards dedicated to those who write and read fauxincestuous stories of the Disney brothers.
Other fanfiction authors, such as IAmDelilah have risen to high ground in the Jonascest world by broadening the already scandalous genre to include stories of male impregnation - perhaps a new genre should be started - Jonasemination?
Jonascest pairings:
Joick - Joe and Nick
Kevick - Kevin and Nick
Jovin - Joe and Kevin
Jovenick - Joe, Kevin and Nick (THREESOME! OMJ!)
There is no clear date for the start of Jonascest writing, however, the genre was made popular by the fanfiction author Havah Kinny (who is referred to by some as The Queen of Jonascest) on fanfiction.net around the Winter of 2008. The genre spread like wildfire and now there are forums and boards dedicated to those who write and read fauxincestuous stories of the Disney brothers.
Other fanfiction authors, such as IAmDelilah have risen to high ground in the Jonascest world by broadening the already scandalous genre to include stories of male impregnation - perhaps a new genre should be started - Jonasemination?
Jonascest pairings:
Joick - Joe and Nick
Kevick - Kevin and Nick
Jovin - Joe and Kevin
Jovenick - Joe, Kevin and Nick (THREESOME! OMJ!)
JONASCEST EXAMPLE ONE: {Excerpt from Heartbreak and Tarot Cards by Havah Kinny}
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEVIN!” Joe said shouting. “I REALLY, REALLY FANCY YOU!” he looked at Kevin, who was still sitting on the ground where he had fallen.
“So what, you’re British now?” Kevin asked.
“Kevin, did you hear what I said?” Joe asked, looking at him intensely. “I’m dead serious.”
“I know…” Kevin sighed. “I just, I don’t really know how to respond to something like that…”
JONASCEST EXAMPLE TWO: {Excerpt from Love is a Four Letter Lie by IAmDelilah - Kevin's POV}
"I love you," I whisper, leaning in to kiss him again. When I pull away I rest my forehead against his and add, "It's not just because you bought me the ring. Don't think that, ever." I sigh heavily, left hand to my chest. We're walking out through of the double doors of the restaurant, on the way to my car.
"What?" Joe asks softly, as if he's afraid to get an answer.
"My heart just won't stop,” I say once we're in the car. I'm not complaining, though. I think Joe knows that.
“Mine either,” Joe says.
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEVIN!” Joe said shouting. “I REALLY, REALLY FANCY YOU!” he looked at Kevin, who was still sitting on the ground where he had fallen.
“So what, you’re British now?” Kevin asked.
“Kevin, did you hear what I said?” Joe asked, looking at him intensely. “I’m dead serious.”
“I know…” Kevin sighed. “I just, I don’t really know how to respond to something like that…”
JONASCEST EXAMPLE TWO: {Excerpt from Love is a Four Letter Lie by IAmDelilah - Kevin's POV}
"I love you," I whisper, leaning in to kiss him again. When I pull away I rest my forehead against his and add, "It's not just because you bought me the ring. Don't think that, ever." I sigh heavily, left hand to my chest. We're walking out through of the double doors of the restaurant, on the way to my car.
"What?" Joe asks softly, as if he's afraid to get an answer.
"My heart just won't stop,” I say once we're in the car. I'm not complaining, though. I think Joe knows that.
“Mine either,” Joe says.
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