Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

Jewish Jumping Beans by Oz April 2, 2005

Jewish Pinata 

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen

Jewish Pinata by Seymour Snatch October 23, 2011

jewish balls 

big hairy balls dadadadada

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.

jewish balls by Douglas Hartman April 12, 2005

Jewish duck 

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.

Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!

Jewish duck by BAM DeMatteis April 28, 2005

jewish slurs 

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.

Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.

jewish slurs by A proud Jew April 21, 2018

Jewish Ass Oreo's 

similar to an Ass oreo, the jewish ass oreo is when a between the two, squishes them together and inserts them into a woman anus, leaving them to dry. if properly done, they should serve well as something to suck on or hard candy. although, if the woman has a job, particualrly a non-physical one, the semen may dry onto her anus. this should be avoided, as it will most likely take surgery to remove.

god, moses gave me jewish ass oreo's yesterday and the pennys are stuck!
the doc says they'll take surgery to get out!

Jewish Ass Oreo's by kikez0r May 23, 2007

Jewish Bon Fire 

The burning Jews on a small scale in your backyard; a subtle Holocaust joke ;)

Man, I can't wait for that Jewish bon fire later, am I right?

Jewish Bon Fire by obrientavern November 26, 2015