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Jared

A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.
Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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Jawad

Jawad is a very sexy.He is peng. He gets all the girls and is the best gamer in the world.Jawad is very loyal and stays loyal to one. Jawad is a somalian defender.
Oooh look at him he is a Jawad
by Jsav69 December 1, 2019
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jaked

To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.
Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.
by uhfsdhfusdh August 9, 2007
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Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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Jawad

amazingly cool person who plays guitar amazingly and is from pakistan but grew up in Canada.
Jawad plays Deadbolt and Master of Puppets so Jawad its amazing.Jawads the man
by Aaron February 20, 2004
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Joker (jared leto)

Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
by asianbbg September 12, 2016
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Jared

a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
by Kelcy February 6, 2008
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