jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.
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Aimee Jaree

Aimee is supposed to be leaving her husband for me and her to be happy together. Naw man she Aimee Jaree 'd you she ain't doing that she is a gold digger bruhhh.
by Aimee jaree December 04, 2024
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Jared lel

a guy that everybody likes and supports. Also is an top 1 brawlhalla player and never spams nor loses a fight.
"Yoo that guy isn't spamming, he must the one and only Jared lel
"Cord: Yo dud jared why ru spamming
Jared lel: im goated
by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021
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Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!
by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 14, 2022
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Jared Tindall

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.
by GGG Fantasy Football October 23, 2022
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Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 05, 2022
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Jared Hill

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
by CrowningDickhead August 24, 2022
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