Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

jordan

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

by ieaph April 22, 2011

Jordan

She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan

Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"

by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.

person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah

by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.

“Damn that’s a Jordan”

by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018