Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation

Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King

by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022

Cheshire wash

When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth

That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!

by Spunkyjosh June 17, 2021

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Hot Wash

Hot washing occurs when a person, generally standing in a group of people in a body of water, decides to pee without considering the direction of the current, there by peeing on the person or persons they are standing with.

Friend 1: “Man I have got to pee”
Friend 2: “please go downstream or else you will hot wash us all!”

by NoRegrets520 July 12, 2022

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019