fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

bean juice

The juice released from a bean. Every once in awhile a bean will preform a ritual dance before releasing a large amount of his/her juice.

I think there is bean juice on your couch, did you just juice?
Well yeah, I'm a bean.

by Schmaaal September 8, 2020

bean circle

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk.

"Semisi is going to be late, she is caught up in a bean circle

by SemiSizeMe October 3, 2015

Oh beans

What you say on place of a curse word around your very old relatives

Chad stubbed his toe on his grandma's wheelchair
Chad: Oh Beans!

by Volleyball24 December 21, 2019

bean bangler

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.

That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!

by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

Bro Beans

Synonym to the words: Bro, broseph, dude, homie, man or nigga. Made popular by Thad Castle from the hilarious television show Blue Mountain State.

Anything for you bro beans.

by Cambriass January 23, 2011