Ian Classic

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

Nasty Ian

when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick

Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!

by McChickendick April 22, 2020

Maile-Ian

1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother

Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!

by piratesforthewin September 21, 2012

ian even

‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’

ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh

by lovelypeaches1000 January 7, 2020

Ian Boggs

A youtuber that posts short films and compilations of said films. Pretty cool, and worth checking out. First steps: New superpowers every day, the dragon, and that's about it!

Jackson: Dude Ian Boggs is cool!
Guy: Update? cool i guess

by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021

megan and ian

Best fucking couple ever. They are the cutest shit ever. But they are weird.

Megan and Ian are so fun to hang out with.

by Skippylongcock November 20, 2016

Ian Hanchett

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children

"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017