horse porn 

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

horse porn by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

horse arse 

One who cannot consume his quota of Black Horse within the alloted time of a right nuts chug contest. Punishment for being a horse arse is usually being left out on the road once passed out.

"hey rick, look at dat fuckin' horse arse"
"lets toss dat horse arse!"

horse arse by Jim Bartlett February 2, 2008

horse finger 

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

horse finger by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004

horse sandwich 

a regional dish of central Kentucky, especially popular in the city of Lexington.
The sandwich is made by placing a quarter-pound slab of grilled horseflesh, shredded iceberg lettuce, smoked gouda cheese, pickles, and worcestershire sauce on a sesame seed bun.
The sandwich can be bought with a $5-bill; no more, no less.

If I ever see Willie Nelson downtown, I'm gonna whip his ass. That bastard is tryin' to get between me and my horse sandwich!

horse sandwich by sarah the sheriff January 17, 2007

Horse Pound 

To fuck the living shit out of a girl.

I horse pounded some girl last night

Horse Pound by Gigidy March 30, 2009

Horse Girl

A girl who is so weird you think at any second she might bite you.

person 1: that new girl in science is such a horse girl
person 2: i know, it really scares me

Horse Girl by Rylee from Tea September 12, 2019

horse girl

Girls that ride and love horses. ALL CRAZY and not the cool kinky kind. They will come to meet you at college and hookup with your roommates

Buddy: Did you hook up with that horse girl?

Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.

Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers

horse girl by Sarah_is_crazy September 5, 2018