Derived from hate, battery.
Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
by fauxnature July 1, 2008
Get the hattery mug.A heterosexual fag. "Fag" originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) homosexual, the word has evolved much like the terms "moron" or "idiot" which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. The word retarded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). The actual word "heterofag" is not used, but is simply shortened to fag. Hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.
"Do you know Bob?"
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."
"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."
"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".
by Bigmanboobs November 8, 2009
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dude1- dude that movie had so many explosions in it!
dude2- oh dude I know it was friekin' uber hetero.
dude2- oh dude I know it was friekin' uber hetero.
by vesper21 January 9, 2010
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Get the hatters mug.A person, often in denial about his own sexuality, who is so freaked out by the prospect of gays having equal rights that he can't stop obsessing over it.
by The truth behind the facade November 7, 2010
Get the heteroactivist mug.In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, cum in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.
Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.
by 1TRUTH April 4, 2008
Get the Mad hatter mug.Wanting to have sex with, but not date, members of the same sex, possibly while in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
A no strings attached Male Female Female threesome.
"Jenny liked having Eric around, but she always thought that Christine would be a fun lay. She was feeling heteroflexible."
"Jenny liked having Eric around, but she always thought that Christine would be a fun lay. She was feeling heteroflexible."
by TheSmokingGNU March 18, 2012
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