Horseshitfucky

When someone is scamming you telling you that you can get free crap, it's horseshitfucky.
Also Chase Elliott's favorite word.

The NAPA Chevy was good it practice, like Ryan Blaney saying horseshitfucky.

by chaseelliotsnutsinrjsmouth July 1, 2023

horseshitfucky

A word for a online scam, also one of NASCAR backmarker and field filler Chase Elliott's favorite words to describe Ryan Blaney.

My aunt fell for some Chase Elliott horseshitfucky yesterday. She thought she won a scooter.

by chaseelliotsnutsinrjsmouth July 1, 2023

California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 19, 2010

Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana December 1, 2010

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011