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Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
mugGet the Wollongong handshakemug.

Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021
mugGet the Romford Handshakemug.

Cleveland Handshake

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.
by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018
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Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman
I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
mugGet the Devil’s Handshakemug.

dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.
"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."
by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017
mugGet the dorset handshakemug.

Bama Handshake

Screaming "Roll Tide" then immediately punching someone square in the face.
Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.
by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014
mugGet the Bama Handshakemug.

aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018
mugGet the aberdeen handshakemug.

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