vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 9, 2022

Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.

Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?

by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020

personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.

*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group

by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019