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typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 28, 2008
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mexican golf cart

has to occur within a threesome (MFF). Get one all all fours..
get the other one on top of the bottom one on all fours
get the bottom one to crwl while you hammer down on her and eat on the other ones taco
can throw a chiwawa in there but gets complicated.
Took a little ride on the "mexican golf cart" this morning.
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Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.
Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.
by jeffro11 November 1, 2008
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go play golf

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time
Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
by linguistiky February 25, 2010
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Disc Golfing

The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 January 4, 2016
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Golf knickers

A farcical item of clothing, that is aimed primarily at the golfing scene. From the waist they balloon out and abruptly cut back in slightly below the knee, where they finish with what appears to be an elasticated or draw string closier.
Being similar to bloomers but apparently acceptable in public, they are of course in reality an invention brought into being by a social outcast.
Wearing 'golf knickers' in public will not only make you an object of derision & induce projectile vomiting, but will also place you in danger of being pelted with rotten & deservedly odious kebab 'meat'.
Geoff; "What in the name of all that is held sacred on earth is that imbecile wearing?"
Bob; "I believe those are a sort of pantaloon intended for use in public sir, called 'golf knickers', what amuses me most is he obviously made a conscious descision to wear them. Are you going to finish that kebab Geoff, or may I cast it at his moronic face?"
by Bob007 October 7, 2008
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