Figure gorkin

A term to define basketball haklers

Wow that man is a total figure gorkin

by Fnafman November 1, 2025

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Sneaking and geeking

The act of getting it on. To go out and have your partner give you brains 🧠 , head, dome, to get topped off or to top them off, sucking, licking, bitting, spitting on it, tonging it up, sloppy toppy on all private areas then French kiss eachother. To get high and sex. Sneaking and geeking could lead to making babies

To sneaky link in my geek. Showing great skills with your mouth to make orgasm in the mouth. To hide my other head dicC inside of all her holes and repeat until everything is cream filled. To share with your friends and play fam great pleasure. To reach a new level. To gain all access. To knock some sense into each other using big head or little head for penetration. To get paid to school them sexually. To help them cheat like a test on their partner or when your partner breaks the rules with you sexually. When you have orgasms well your the highest in the room. Sneaking and geeking on yall.

by DonittoForTheRecord May 12, 2024

Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids

Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023