Ferkin' It

When your dick is in your hand and in her at the same time

"Yo, I was ferkin' it the other day."

by Don Walkem-Down April 18, 2025

Foking

Fucking smoking. Just chillin, quick in and out shooting the shit while you fucking smoke.

Need a quick foking sesh before the club

by Butteredcorn April 22, 2025

Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer

I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out

by jaundicedman May 20, 2025

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

cheese forkn rice

a cover up for jesus fucking christ, a saying for having a fork in your cheesey rice, a way like holy shit!

cheese forkn rice thats amazing

by fyulfyfk February 24, 2009

Thomas Fortin

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!

by atlillian October 14, 2011