If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019
by Forkety Fork December 19, 2024
This day is supposed to be where you can fork, every sing fork that you see in your eyesight
Sentences:
I just finished Forking a Fork
Man that Forking Forks
Forking Fork Day absolutely puts people in the Forking spirit
Sentences:
I just finished Forking a Fork
Man that Forking Forks
Forking Fork Day absolutely puts people in the Forking spirit
by Forkety Fork December 19, 2024
Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
by tabintoeth April 15, 2018
by SleepyJerry August 28, 2022
by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019
"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 15, 2015