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flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 18, 2007
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Nicki Flopaj

Nicki Flopaj is a female rapper who consistently flops on a regular basis whenever her new single or feature drops. She usually will chart on the Billboard Hot 100 for one week and then drop out of the Billboard Hot 100 the next week. Nicki Flopaj is also someone considered old, bitter, and washed.
Henry: “Hey did you hear the new Nicki Flopaj song?”

Mary: “Yeah it was pretty trash, sounds like another song to drop 75 spots on billboard.”

Henry: “Why doesn’t Nicki Flopaj just retire already?”
by LaminatedFloors February 27, 2020
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Floppy Flop

come over here so i can floppy flop you
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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robby bobby flip flop

To play an exceedingly great amount of video games (esp. call of duty), make rude and/or homosexual comments, usually with no relevance to the video games, and occasionally yell and/or get very angry at the game.
Jim: Yo dude, where's Charley? I thought he was supposed to be here.

Harry: Nah, yo. He's at home Robby Bobby Flip Flopin’.

Jim: What a flamer.
by I KNOW NOSSING! July 6, 2010
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Flomp

A hug which consists of a person falling into the target of the flomp causing them both to fall over in one big hug
Chavs dont flomp because there retards ...but we do because were kwlio like a box of frogs
by Alex n Steph January 23, 2009
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Flippity Floppity Floop

"Hey after school can I go to your Flippity Floppity Flop and watch the Game"
by Carl Grimmer October 30, 2003
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flop 'n' chop

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.
by Mindraker May 1, 2009
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