Super Dope Float

-Something to compare an awesome situation to

-The ultimate of all scenarios

-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following

Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"

Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"

Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."

Person 2: "Dick Ass."

by King of NA July 27, 2011

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 22, 2018

bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

float game

being the wing man when trying to help your friend get a girl

You know Dana, John is such a nice guy. He knows how to treat a girl right. Yes Im working float game on you.

by Dessel May 22, 2008

floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 19, 2020

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017