flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.
by XavMcg July 25, 2020
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foot flat

go as fast as you can go
foot flat on the gas!
by jawg June 19, 2010
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Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.
Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.
by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017
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Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.
That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.
by deimos-dread April 21, 2020
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Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.
"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."
by ADDSTEAL February 08, 2013
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Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts
Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!
by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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