Muff Fluff

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.

john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"

by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

King Fluff

Someone who adheres to the narrative element of wargaming at the cost of being competitive.

That King Fluff's army is awesome but I tabled him in two turns.

by King Fluff October 1, 2020

fluff

to have sex, in a cute way

These two rabbits fluffed each other yesterday.

by Ace September 5, 2004

falaffle

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.

"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"

by Thane January 24, 2007

faffy

The "father" version of mommy
Mother-->Mommy Father-->Faffy

Erica: Wanna go party 2nite?! wootwoot!
Rachel: Can't, faffy gave me a curphew

by rowb723 January 13, 2009

bum fluff

Often mistaken with anal fluff (different thing etirely)... After a period of certain unhygienically living, a small amount of dust, cat hairs (dog hairs. human hair.. whatever) and sweat congeals in the belly button area of the body and stays there until one either washes (thus terminating the period of unhygienically living and smell) or the lucky other half (or embarassed and soon to fail one night stand) picks it out and unvariably smells it.... it smells of bum.

Phwoar! your bum fluf smells of ass!

What's fluff? Oh! It smells of bottoms. Must be bum fluff again.

by robin and cecily April 12, 2008

fluff

to release gas; fart

Trouble fluffed.

by Jay November 14, 2002