fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

twentyfive fifty

Market price on local weed, i.e. good bud, like "krypto", or the good shit. Twenty five dollars for the half eight (ounce)/1.7grams
Fifty for an eighth (of an ounce)/3.4 grams
thirty sixty is for the same amounts but too much money.

"Yo how much you selling for, I only buying if it's twentyfive fifty."
"Sorry son, its thirty sixty"

by Twentyfive fifty August 2, 2008

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013

FIFTYCENT BITCH

A Fiftycent bitch is a dirty slut that after you have sex with her you flick her fiftycents just so she knows that you used her and she is a worthless hoe.

Last night i took that fiftycent bitch home soon as was done flick her fifty cents and told her to get out.

by Allen Brand March 10, 2007

Fifty-Fifty

A term used in Kansas City, Missouri, meaning an order of onion rings and fries, usually from local restaurant Winstead's.

"Yeah I'll have a double with everything and cheese, a fifty-fifty, and a large coke."

by Ward Parkway December 15, 2008

Fifty shits

a term describing (but not limited to) the amount of shits that a single pizza delivery driver can possibly be on.

"Fifty Shits, never failing to be on the 50 shits"
"If anyone is on some shit it's you, I'm not on any shits"
"you must be on 50 shits"

by juaqeen November 30, 2011

fifer

a motorcycle cop. usually cause, they've got attitude. (usually the solo-bike sergeants, typically 30 year veterans on the force) refers to Don Knotts.

I got chewed up by a solo-bike sergeant. that pig was such a fifer!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 24, 2017