Fixing it

Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.

Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.

It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.

by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012

low-fiving

Instead of hi-fiving, low-fiving. Bring your hands down to your side and push one out at another person's hand = low-fiving. Or, hold hand out, palm up and allow someone to slap your hand = low-fiving.

My friend and I were low-fiving under our desks so the teacher couldn't see us.

by dancerfeet November 6, 2012

Sixty-Fiving

The act of driving at 65 mph on a road with a 70 mph or higher speed limit and thinking that you are speeding. Very common in the state of Texas.

Girl: Why are we only at 65, the speed limit is 70?
Guy: Some prick must be sixty-fiving somewhere ahead of us.

by sgm6990 June 15, 2013

hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014