Chico Feet

After getting so unbearably wasted you lose your shoes you walk bare foot through a Chico State frat house and accumulating dried cum, puke, blood, and dirt on the bottom of your feet

Dude after Justin finished railing that Chico trash she walked through his room and she left with some serious Chico Feet

by Kurger Bing September 14, 2020

Welfare feet

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021

Feet beans

Another word for toes

Omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i taste?😍😍😍

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023