Fortnite

Something that’s only played by virgins and is severely overrated

“Yo man you wanna play some fortnite later?”
“No thanks man, I’d like to get laid”

by BrodyBean May 31, 2018

Fortnite

The worst video game made in human history. Somehow it got popular because of the fact that you can shoot stuff. Con artists and clickbaiters such as Ali-A make a living off this. Why cannot people actually play original games? Now everyone is doing a stupid dance from Fortnite and replicating things from Fortnite and mainly taking about FORTNITE.

' Oh my gosh I just won at Fortnite! This is the best thing that has happened in the entirety of my life! I shall now purchase more virtual money to buy an imaginary outfit. '

by Jew Kebab July 5, 2018

Fortnite

A game that made me lose my house, family, kids, wife, and 50,000 v-bucks. I'm living on the streets with the 50 rare skins that I bought. Plz help *Crouch* *Uncrouch*

Person 1: Who are you?
Person2: A person who let Fortnite kick me ou-
Person 1: Ok bye.

by 100gamer456 November 12, 2019

Fortnite

A game that toddlers think their gonna get a girlfriend off of.

Toddler 1: Yeah im gonna be the first one to get a girlfriend...
Toddler 2: How?

Toddler 1: By playing fortnite

Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod

by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 16, 2020

fortnite

A game for kids who have no point of going out side and want to spend mommy’s money on it so they can feel good about them self

Did you hear how many kills he got

None he sucks ass man
(-)this shows don’t play fortnite and get laid(-)

by Jack butler hardcore gang January 20, 2019

Fortnite

A GAME WITH FRICKIN TRY HARD AND A WATERFALL OF FRICKIN SOCCER SKINS THA ARE SWEATY.

1: Yo BRO YOU WANNA PLAY FORTNITE?
2: NAH TOO TRYHARD GAME
1: DID YOU JUST FRICKIN REALISE THAT DUMMY YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL AS A AMIBA.

by I KNOW YOUR WATCHIN TORO EUIHD June 2, 2019

Fortnite

A game that single people play while they think about their ex

I play fortnite

by Samana20k8 July 1, 2018