England

The 10th circle of hell

Satan: Your punishment is England

Dead person: Fuck

by Not a pro gamer May 17, 2023

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Get the Englandmug.

England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.

When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare

by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021

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When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018

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England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 19, 2022

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