Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

Elijah by anonymous April 4, 2023

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The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

Elijah by anonymous April 4, 2023

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He’s packing a good 4 inches on soft but when he hard it’s about 7.5 inches he a big boy.

Damnn Elijah is packing

Elijah by Your Dilf is here May 16, 2023

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Elijah is some who makes you feel happy. He’s really good at making people feel welcome and really good at making friends. You could say he is a really social person. He has green eyes which look really good in the sun and his hair is really curly. Elijah’s presence will make you want to be with him all the time whether they realize it or not. Elijah’s make it really hard for people not to like them they’re very like able people. Elijah’s May think down about themselves but people who hang around them know that they are actually a really good person. Their also really funny and can make you laugh at almost anything. If you have him as your friend then your really lucky. Their smile is soo contagious as soon as you see them smile it makes you want to smile. Having a Elijah in your life might be one of the greatest things you experience

Elijah’s are really cool people especially the one I know

Elijah by Coolergirl May 31, 2023

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