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bug eyed bitch

a person whos eyes are so big they have x ray vision. you usually say this as an insult if the bug eyed person is being mean. U only give this insult to those who really deserve it.
example: Victoria: U look like a real bug eyed bitch today! ur eyes eyes are so big they look like there gunna fall out
Aidan: oh my god!why would u say that
by Ratworms October 8, 2021
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blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.
RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad
by Social prescriber May 9, 2023
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Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.
"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
by Dedzi June 2, 2023
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Four eyed person

She is a four eyed person.
by AGirlWithFourEyes March 27, 2022
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one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 4, 2004
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One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.
GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE
by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 15, 2009
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