Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Edward Berry

Most likely person to rape someone in an Uber at the pines

How was Halloween Edward Berry

by Anna Ross Alexander November 19, 2019

Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.

Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny

by Fat knob master May 2, 2022

Edward Tavarez

The sexy beast, also know as Eddy T. Loves sports and video games. Has many friends in different area codes. If you are ever friends with Edward Tavarez keep it for the good.

Damn I saw that sexy beast Edward Tavarez yesterday.

by Daddy Leaver November 7, 2016

Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011