Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

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by Anni[eek!] April 28, 2009
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Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
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Edward Chang

An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG
He Is Such An Edward Chang
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Corbin Edwards

Fatherless, Fat, Gay he is essentially a raptor peni
"Corbin Edwards likes to jack off to the teletubbies."
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Montel Edwards

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?
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Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass
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port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
by kaylarice123 July 29, 2011
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