Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
by Agent Red October 19, 2010
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The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010
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A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.
Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
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Get the defenerate mug.I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.
by jsgarvin September 25, 2010
Get the defenestrate mug.A defensive form of urinating in a public toilet when surrounded by potentially gay men. The subject in question tucks his genitals between his legs and turns his back to the unirinal in order to urinate. This both removes the element of rear end exposure to the room at large as well as makes the subject seem as female as possible by creating a mock vagina.
by allons-yallonso May 31, 2010
Get the Mangina Defence mug.An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
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