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Russian Defense

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
by Agent Red October 19, 2010
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(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
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Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.
Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
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defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)
"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."
by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008
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defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.
I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.
by jsgarvin September 25, 2010
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Mangina Defence

A defensive form of urinating in a public toilet when surrounded by potentially gay men. The subject in question tucks his genitals between his legs and turns his back to the unirinal in order to urinate. This both removes the element of rear end exposure to the room at large as well as makes the subject seem as female as possible by creating a mock vagina.
I resorted to the mangina defence, they left me well alone
by allons-yallonso May 31, 2010
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the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012
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