E.coli does it better 

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

E.coli does it better by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work 

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work by Henrey S July 4, 2020

Briggsy Does Brighton 

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.

Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"

Briggsy Does Brighton by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006

Does the carpet match the drapes 

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

Does the carpet match the drapes by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

Does This Smell Like Chloroform by Darthvinder February 16, 2009

Doet-Hunter 

One who is predisposed, even fixated, on the doet's(anus or anii) of others and will use any cover, particularly sports, to seek and destroy doets with a sneaky finger.

Eg: "Moby is such a fierce doet-hunter that Brodie left the party early; his nerves, like his doet, completely shattered by the sexperience"

Doet-Hunter by TheRobe February 23, 2014

does not spark joy 

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

does not spark joy by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019