dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.

Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.

by bendstringz August 13, 2010

dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

Dirty Brits

The dirty, evil and damned people known as the “Brits.”

Those dirty Brits...

by Urist McUrist June 4, 2018

Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018

Dirty fish tank

When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.

It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.

Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.

by Ann_Archy September 11, 2018

Dirty delaina

Fucking hot bitch that can get down in bed while looking seemingly innocent to the world.

Every man wants a Dirty Delaina for a wife! She's not a side chick type.

by Dunnnnnnnnnnn December 9, 2018