Dick dial

The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.

"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016

fart dial

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.

ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"

by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

by Corn Hungis May 28, 2018

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.

Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.

Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!

Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!

Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!

by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011

Drunk Dial

A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.

You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.

by hollis May 24, 2004

cock dial

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

by Linne September 5, 2007

Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

by foobarbaz December 21, 2006