DFTD

An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.

Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!

by Blizzard QA May 10, 2011

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

DFN

Dirty Fucking Nigger

Me: Aw man, look at Nick, hes going to KFC again...

Connor: Man thats the third time this week...

Me: What a DFN...

by kayhunt January 1, 2012

Dork Face Killa (DFK)

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!

by Log-Jammin December 14, 2008

DFB

Acronym short for Disgusting Fat Body.

Paul weighs 410 pounds, he's such a DFB.

by BaerFace December 17, 2006

dff

Dead fish fuck. When a girl doesn't feel like getting it on, but her loverboy wants to anyway.. He humps her as she lays there like a dead fish

'Dude, did you get any last night?'

'Yeah, just a dff'

'Hahahahaha... ..me too'

by Tomashtom September 18, 2007

DFE

Short for dance floor erection. The unfortunate result that occurs when a guy grinds with a girl on the dance floor. DFE is often hard to hide and is a taboo subject between the guy and the girl.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Trevor at Winter Ball last night? What a bro!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I bet he had some major DFE, though.

by rgfvibnweorgnon March 16, 2011