derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008

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1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)

Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man.
Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.

by Mawilson06 October 13, 2005

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a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake
usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame

Google "derp" and try not to laugh.

by katherineeee! November 18, 2010

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Making a stupid face

William made a derp face

by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015

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Something you say when:
-Someone does/says somthing stupid
-You'e stuck with a noob (n00b)
-You are stuck doing something absolutely fucking horrible
-You come into contact with derp or anything derpy.

-derpo: What does ice cream taste like?
you: Derrrrrp

-n00b: h3llo r4nd0m p3rs0n wu75^ im d0|ng g00d wu7 @b0u7 ucr@zyp3r$0n
you: y0u $cr3@m!ng DERP 0f@ n00b

-person: go jump in a pool of sharks
you: go fuck yourself with a big stick, you fucking derp!

-derpyperson: you're so herpy-derpy!
you: DERRRRRRRRRP ON YOU, YOU DERPY DERP!

by an edgy 11 year old June 26, 2015

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