dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

dandle

To wave one's feet around while lying prone on one's stomach. The opposite of "dangle."

Jane is so cute when she dandles her feet.

by tempomatic October 19, 2011

Dangler

When you are taking a crap and you go to wipe, but there is that one piece of crap still hanging out or partly out of your butt.

Hey man i just took a dump and i had to pinch a dangler off with a piece of tp.

I hate it when i have to wipe off a dangler and it gets all over my hand

by themboyzindahoodgetcrazywitderhos December 16, 2006

A Dangler

An area of an email or a section of an email that should be deleted prior to forwarding or showing but is not. Instead it becomes a dangler, and hides in the body of the forwarded email until it is read by someone who will be unintentionally affected by it.

Oh man, we just got busted by a dangler. When I forwarded Shannon that thread we had going last week, I forgot to delete that section where you said she had a giant booty. Sorry!

by Sean P. Riley November 2, 2007

African Man-Dangler

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).

I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA

by Red Mike January 18, 2009

danglage

the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:

First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.

Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).

Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.

*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.

In the 2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to fumble. (First Law)

by philly4life November 7, 2010

dangledoom

the act of giving head and chewing it off at the same time

dude that girl totally dangledoomed me

by sam slam the backdoor man January 12, 2008