by WhyAbby October 17, 2018
person 1: Have you seen that VSCO Dad?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: He's wearing a scrunchie, so it's fine.
person 2: Yeah sksksksksksksk.
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: He's wearing a scrunchie, so it's fine.
person 2: Yeah sksksksksksksk.
by YTHacker August 23, 2019
Exactly the opposite of a soccer mom. Soccer dads will let their kids do anything the soccer mom forbids them, like Internet or TV or swearing. Soccer dads drive minivans/SUVs, much like the soccer mom.
Guy: Ahhh fucking shoe! For fuck's sake will Nike stop making such shitty uncomfortable shoes? (dont mean it actually)
Soccer Dad: Hey kids, look over to that guy swearing at his shoe. He is a cool guy and I want you to be like him.
Soccer Dad: Hey kids, look over to that guy swearing at his shoe. He is a cool guy and I want you to be like him.
by Jack The Black Cock August 05, 2015
He gave me Aids.
Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 03, 2018
A Bonus dad is a man who helps his girlfriend or wife co-parent her children from another man. Bonus dads wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth fathers do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus dads have a cordial relationship with the birth dad and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus dads and the corresponding birth dad approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.
Bonus dad: a man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.
by Bonus mom September 03, 2016
Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations
WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD
WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD
Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH
Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH
Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by ~*~*~}{yP}{Y Q|_|33N~*~*~ July 28, 2006
"Dad gummit" is a very simple thing to explain.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.
by Jacobo Waffle April 22, 2009