DAD 

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

DAD by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

dad 

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

dad by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

Dad 

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

Dad by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad 

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

Dad by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022

Dad 

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

Dad by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

Dad 

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

Dad by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

dad 

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

dad by anonymous January 24, 2022