cucko bucko

Calling someone your friend while simultaneously calling them a cuck

Yea I know he’s like that, but he’s still my Cucko Bucko

by 00CJ March 12, 2020

Clusko

The Head

My Name is Clusko, i am the head

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

custom and tradition

(n.) What has been done for a very long time, although rarely recorded. Custom and tradition can often over-rule statute law.

An example of custom and tradition is leaving newspapers outside a newsagents' in the early morning, allowing them to be taken by passers by. The delivery company does not have to change its' ways legally because ti falls under custom and tradition, and this practice dates back to the first instances of newspapers in the western world.

by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004

cusked

(from latin cuski); 1.) of or pertaining to the act of soldering one's brain to a computer.

oh shit I accidentally cusked myself.

by Eqx November 24, 2006

Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

by Chopped Liver May 14, 2010

Custolimule

A male often between 25 and 35 engaged in public groping, cat-calling and unwanted sexual touching of unsuspecting younger girls, also a general public annoyance with homosexual or pedophile-like undertones.

Mandy: " Can you believe Kevin tried to lock me in a room with his dirty underwear and then try to have sex with me?"

Kate: "Oh My God, your 19 and he's like 25. What a Custolimule!"

by unknowngenius January 4, 2011