cust

Someone who when you look at them, you wanna knee yourself in the face, because they do something unmeasurably dirty/stupid/and or fag.

Random Person: "Did you just see Age? He just ran across the lockers while throwing plastic knives at people!"
Andy: "What a cust!"

by Age is damn sexy January 7, 2006

Soggy Custard Cup

The act of screwing a cup of custard

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

man custard

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

by raging man juice July 17, 2009

Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤

I custard cakes that girl from east

by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

Dame tu cosita

Dame tu cosita is a song which a green alien is dancing and saying "Dame tu cosita" non-stop.
"Dame tu cosita" means in english "Give me your little thing" which means also "Give me your p*ssy". People duet this alien on musically and dance just like him, without knowing the meaning, otherwise they wouldn't dance on it.

Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!
Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!..

by Walmart yodel boy April 13, 2018

[cosita]

Spanish for 'pussy'. Sometimes used to describe one of the tighter/smaller variety.

Flor- "Papi, quieres acariciar mi cosita bonita?"

(Papi, want to pet my pretty pussy?)

Guillermo- "Ayyy, ya me vengo..."

(Ayyy, I'm cumming already...")

by weewoowah January 30, 2009