Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018

Crust

A dirty, bummish looking person that attempts to look nice but always fails because of his or her physical appearance. Crust.

Sergio why yu so crust?? Sergio: "I'm sorry I can't help it okay!"

by TheFinisher December 2, 2010

Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

by BennyBum April 7, 2025

Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.

Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!

by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024

crust

A specific variation of freshman boy, most commonly falling in the "Debate Trash" category. This kind of freshman boy commonly enjoys giving out insults which are most likely a legitament problem of their own. Often uses excessive profanity to prove their point. This type of person is also very hypocritical in the sense that they would for example: call someone a fag and tell them that they are homophobic.

nah bruh, I don't hang out with him, he too crusty

help me, there is crust surrounding me

by døgg May 20, 2016

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024